so, about 20 years ago, i became mildly obsessed with Pocky. for thanksgiving, i went on a trip with my partner to the west coast (California) to visit her family, and while there we found a Pocky shop that had nothing but Pocky. chocolate, strawberry, milk, one just called “men’s” (dark chocolate), along with what we call the "Freak Flavors." stuff i haven’t seen before or thought were myths/urban legend. mango Pocky, durian Pocky, peppered Pocky, peppermint Pocky, ghost pepper Pocky (lots of pepper related even and meat (!!) varieties. horseradish Pocky, and even things I didn’t know were flavors, like "shoe Pocky" and "outer space' Pocky. i didn’t get to buy that one or taste it. the guy said that one was $20 per pock (singular form of a Pocky stick) so I was like "no".
it then occurred to us, driving around, eating Pocky, that the address on the box said the US Pocky corporation was right there in California so we took upon ourselves to go see where the Pocky was made. it took us a couple of hours to get to the factory in Irvine, which is a low, nondescript building (so plain i couldn't even descript it if I wanted to) in a mixed-use neighborhood/industrial park. zoning laws must be weird out there lol
inside the lobby of the factory was a old man easily over 70, who did not speak english as a first language. i asked if we could have a tour, and he was like “No.” he was confused, so I showed him some of the Pocky we’d bought, and said, “we’re from St Louis, we really love Pocky, i thought we could see the factory.” this seemed to make him sad. like existentially sad.
he just stared at us, the corners of his mouth pulling down as if weighted, shook his head again and said “no.” we stood there for a minute or two, not knowing what to do and left the building. as I started the car the old man opened the front door and watched us drive away. in our rear-view mirror, i watched him climb into a tiny minivan (the license plate said POCKY), and followed us all the way out of the neighborhood.
maybe it was my fault for assuming the Pocky factory was like a brewery or the M&M factory, but then again, what do they have to hide? #InvestigatePocky
happy t-giving