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Garcon! Garcon! There's a suckerfish in my rap group!

stubhead

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That whole lip thing was getting really out of control, even after INXS's singer Michael Hutchence splorked himself trying to grow his lips "even bigger than Jagger's!" In a variant of autoerotic asphyxiation, "The Hutch" hung himself upside-down to promote a swollen head; he was apparently morose after tying for 17th place in the 3rd Annual Celebrity Lip-off. Nowadays, collagen injections, Botox, implants and lip transplants have now made the trout pout de rigueur among Young Hollywood, largely influenced by Angelina Jolie's "life-support-system-for-a-pair-of-lips" fashion stylings.
 
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